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Just for fun - worship team jokes
I am getting bored on a Thursday afternoon (the delights of Church of England Diocesan administration/finance....) so was day dreaming about our church weekend away next week. Always a good time to see God moving, and...let our hair down a bit.
So i am looking for good jokes so we don't take ourselves too seriously. Along the lines of:
What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
The drummer
What's the difference between an organist and a terrorist?
You can bargain with a terrorist
No doubt many more!
Come on guys and gals, get me laughing!
So i am looking for good jokes so we don't take ourselves too seriously. Along the lines of:
What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
The drummer
What's the difference between an organist and a terrorist?
You can bargain with a terrorist
No doubt many more!
Come on guys and gals, get me laughing!
Replies to This Discussion
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Permalink Reply by Phil Parker on -
Lol, the drummers are getting it all today!!
God Bless our drummers!
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Permalink Reply by Richard Warren on -
What is the definition of perfect pitch?
An accordian into a toilet bowl from 30 feet.
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Permalink Reply by Nick Mangiapane on -
What is the difference between a pizza and a drummer?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
How do you know that there is a back-up singer at your door?
They are fumbling around for the right key and they don't know when to come in.
How many electric guitarist does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three. One to screw it in and Two to tell him how they could do it better.
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Permalink Reply by Matt Osgood on -
How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
1, 5, 1, 5...
Or....
How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the keyboardist can do it with their left hand
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Permalink Reply by Alex Ball on -
Brilliant!
How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
one, two, one, two...
How do you stop a guitarist playing?
Put some music in front of them....
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Permalink Reply by Daniel Read on -
The last one sort of reminds me of a French and Saunders sketch from when I was a teenager, where they criticised a Ralph McTell "Easy guitar" book for not having the little chord pictures with the dots. They got loads of famous guitarists in to play thier songs, which they did fine without the book. And then (it was a court-room scene) they said "and now play it with the book".... none of them could.
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Permalink Reply by Julia Chantrell on -
How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb, four to sing about how good the old one was.
Or C & W singers?
One to change the bulb, four to sing about how violently the old one died...
And I'm NOT starting on the drummer jokes, 'cos I'll be here all day and I'm supposed to be working.
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Permalink Reply by Eric on -
How many clarinettists does it take to change a light bulb ?
Just one but they will get through 10 packets before they find one that is just right.
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Permalink Reply by Julia Chantrell on
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Yes, I remember what finding just the right reed was like...
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Permalink Reply by Eric on
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How do you make a small fortune as a Pastor ?
Start with a large fortune.
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Permalink Reply by Julia Chantrell on
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But you'll store up treasures in heaven...
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Permalink Reply by Ian McEvansoneya on -
How many organists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Change?????
How many keyboard players does it take to change a lightbulb
Just one, but he'll require a whole stack of keyboards, three sound modules and a spare synth all midi connected
How many guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Again, just one, but you'll have to wait an age for him to tune up first.
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